There's a new Twilight movie out...for us guys, that means a few weeks of ridiculously high expectations.
For many men, Wednesday's release of the latest Stephanie Meyer vampire flick is anything but good news.
Sorry, Fellas, but Edward Cullen is a better boyfriend than we are...
He's emotional...
He's devoted...
He's selfless...
Plus, the dude literally has diamonds for skin. How can we ever compete?
But, hot or not, relationship coach Valerie Baldwin says...ladies, cool it!
‘If women think that their husband is going to go at lightning speed to change that light bulb just like Edward...it's unrealistic expectations," Valerie says.
But, ladies, let's examine Mr. Cullen a little more closely...shall we?
Edward spends an awful lot of time hanging out in Bella's room without her knowing…
Kinda stalker like isn't it?"
Edward is okay with his gal, Bella kissing Jacob, another dude.
Does it seem at all weird to you that he's okay with his girlfriend kissing around?
And, from what I understand, at one point Edward sneaks Bella off to Florida without telling her why.
So he's a liar!
So, to recap, Edward is a Liar, he’s cool with cheating, and he’s a stalker.
Ladies...cut us some slack. Edward's not so perfect.
But hey, I'm just a producer.
If you have something you'd like me to rant about, leave your comments on this story or email me at matt.gephardt@abc4.com. I respond to all emails. (Does Edward do that? Didn’t think so…)
