You just have to get used to it, Spa. This staff is pretty well known for writing with the brake on :) -- or stepping on the gas by repeating all the names and titles in a brief article (presumably for the benefit of those with extremely short memories). :) But you don't notice it much when they're broadcasting live on the air, so I always come here for grins and giggles and am seldom disappointed. Plus, it helps keep me off the streets when its swarming cold outside. Pretty novel headline, though, but I do have to wonder about people who refer to themselves in the third-person in articles written under their own name; whereas judges typically refer to themselves anonymously as "the court" (which always fools everyone into believing that they aren't really there in person). But since judges understand that words have meaning and need to be spelled correctly "in the eyes of the law," perhaps ABC4News should consider hiring a retired judge to supplement its editorial staff. But then, "What would I ever do for humor," he queried? -- thus further confusing all that first-person / third-person journalistic stuff. :) Looking forward to another great year of "infotainment," guys. It appears you're off to a good start, as spacasionogirl has already noted below. :) :) :)

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