Dear Warren Jeffs:
I know you have a lot of time on your hands these days. You spend all but one hour a day in your Texas prison cell. I hear that you've been doing a lot of writing and allegedly a lot of talking with your god.
Your "conversations" have been printed up by your followers and mass mailed to all sorts of folks ... except me.
What? You lost my address?
Fortunately, others (thank you, Chris and Paul) have been kind enough to share with me your writings.
You call them revelations. But I got to tell you, I don't buy it.
Your stuff just doesn't make a lick of sense. The only thing I can make out of all those run-on sentences is that you want out of prison and if you don't get what you want, all "h-e-double-toothpicks" is going to break loose.
With no due respect, Warren, you're no Moses.
Lord knows I have my own faults, but permit me a few observations on your scripture:
"... Your Holy Power of Eternal Holy Power of Union Power Celestial Over All Creation..."
Warren, all that "power" stuff can be off-putting. Edit. Less is more.
Perhaps you should explain "Union Power Celestial Over All Creation." Is that a Teamsters thing?
And what's with all the capitalizations?! Dude, go easy on the shift key.
"... to All Peoples of the Earth; Who Now Dwell on Earth, Even to All Nations, My Word of Pure Holy Revealing Who to Come to as My Holy Servant of My Priesthood Authority on Earth, to Receive My Holy Gospel of Pure Holy Truth Way to Be of Full Way to Earn Holy Life on Earth..."
Again with the capitalizations!
Beyond that, what does this mean? You were a school principal?!
I could go on, but here's the bottom line: Your non-grammatical ramblings would be funny if it were not for the fact that you, a convicted child molester, still hold power (yes, I used that word and I used it correctly) over thousands of FLDS faithful.
Warren, remember a few years ago in the Purgatory Jail when you confessed to your brother that you were not a prophet, but "the worst sinner?"
I thought you'd finally got it right. Boy, was I wrong.
I know you don't want to hear this, but it's way past time you faced facts: You have hijacked the belief system of a peaceful community and torn it apart with your tyrannical cult of fear.
And yes, I deliberately used the word cult
. Look it up. It fits.
My advice, less writing and more repenting.
"Keep Sweet." (That's another of your slogans you've obviously forgotten.)